Major Goal of Today's Day Off

So today I am in the reveling glory of a day off. To start the day off I very characteristically took my time to get up. Promptly 8:17am or so. After slouchy my way to a piss and up the stairs I faced utter disgust.

My options for breakfast was like choosing a slap to the sack to a kick in the balls. The cereal left was between a Kellog's Smacks or Kellog's Special K Blueberry. So do I want cardboard tainted with honey or crunchy grains of concrete?

I was logical and took neither. Instead I enjoyed an already opened stale poptart, cookie dough flavor. But the toaster covers the staleness of it usually. Today was that usual day.

ANYWAYS...

I began the day then watching Naruto's new episode. Which was decent for a filler. Then read some part of a story I wrote months ago and decided to not start it up again.

Rather I am going to dive straight into Underneath #2 "The Middle. Pretty good ideas have been turning inside my head the past few days so why neglect what my thoughts have been nibbling at.

So my goal is to reach 5k words today. I will depart soon for the library and burn the calories away with the tenacity of my flying fingers.

Then later tonight I have some softball games to dominate it up. Hopefully it'll finally be cold enough to break my Worth Toxic bat...
Wish me luck your greatnesses as I dive into the catacombs of the library to wrench out the beast of my imagination and lul it to speak of ultimate tales of unworldliness.