Tuesday, September 18, 2012

CARRY OUTS = ANGER

So at my place of employment there is a certain aspect of my job I despise. This so called "thing" could be referred to as a "carry out".

At times I understand the unfortunate cripple need assistance to their car with their products of purchase. In these instances I am glad to give a helping hand because they truly appreciate the help. This is good.

Now for what is bad...

Detest and disgust sling in and out of my nostrils like a slinky when I perfectly healthy person requests a carryout for their minute singular bag. By the sweetness of Geoff Jenkins's homerun swing do I spit at them. This just proves society is lazy and will take advantage of any kindness or consideration they can much their dirty jaws on. So all these people can bath in flowing chamber pots for all I care.

Sorry this rant was rather insidious as it went on but I wanted to prove a fact. So if you didn't get through it basically this is what burns my marshmallows over the burning campfire.

If your wrists look like this I will be happy to help you out!

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