Busy Drama

Sorry for the lack of postage lately. But I had a rather busy weekend of parties and eating. Also I worked at the place as well. It wasn't too awful though because I got out early. Then my entire Sunday was devoted as usual to football. And yes my team won despite the Ref's devious plots of destruction. They are at times like worrisome wives. Seeing the minor while ignoring the obvious.

So now this brings me to today. As I am currently sitting in the library. And as always I look like a wild man with the growing beard.

But back to life and not my beautiful beard Zeus blessed me with. My book writing regiment has been very successful. I've been knocking down at least a thousand words a day while on two I've been cracking about two and a half. My people have finally started giving my novel a read through and are reminding me how awful my grammar is.

Pure success! I'd rather have scolding smart editors than licking at my crude between my toes.

Anyways for my lil cousin's bday which I am godfather over she only received the most excellent of gifts.

Such as two sticks of Unicorn Fart lip balm, a book about animals losing their underwear on a drying line, and to top it off a monstrous pumpkin at the unbeatable price of $2.88.

Admire the growth of my beard.